OK, drop the...um...just put your hands...um...

Cyber sex-guru Gina Lynn's weekly column in WIRED news is just one more reason to look forward to Fridays.

This week's column also provides one of the best quotes about Dubya and Co. ever, from Jeffrey Douglas, board chairman of the Free Speech Coalition:

You just know high-ranking members of the Bush administration stay awake at night thinking that somewhere out there people are masturbating, and they have to do something to stop it.

Yup. And the knuckleheads elected him anyway.