Need to throw up?

Try reading the letter from right-wing "Christian" zealot Bob Jones III to President Dubya.

Particularly good passages include:

In your re-election, God has graciously granted America—though she doesn't deserve it—a reprieve from the agenda of paganism. You have been given a mandate.

Sure, that's it. A mandate!! Even though we don't deserve it.

Don't equivocate. Put your agenda on the front burner and let it boil. You owe the liberals nothing. They despise you because they despise your Christ.

Of course! There are no liberal Christians. Sorry, we here at The Malcontent forgot for a second that your head is full of pus, "Dr." Jones.

And finally:

If you have weaklings around you who do not share your biblical values, shed yourself of them.

I think he means Dick Cheney, Mr. President. Don't you let that Bob Jones talk smack about your Uncle Dick.