America v. Little Egg Intermediate School

As The Emperor Dubya observed: "The United States of America will not permit the world's most dangerous regimes to threaten us with the world's most destructive weapons."

Because apparently we can do that all on our own. (Threatening ourselves with the world's most destructive weapons--the one job that won't be outsourced under Bush.)

BTW, a 20-millimeter shell is fired from a cannon and is about the size of a small cucumber, or a good sized carrot.