Tea for the Tillerman

'Cause out on the edge of darkness,
there rides a peace train.
Oh, peace train, take this country
come take me home again.

Maybe at least Maine will get a new tourism slogan out of this.

"Maine: Enjoy our airports, because the First Amendment doesn't apply to British Subjects."

And the new slogan for United?

"United: Where we're still getting the hang of passenger screening (but don't worry, because it can't possibly keep you safe anyway)."