Dear Applicant....
Sorry, but here at The Malcontent Amalgamated Business Enterprises, we just ain't hiring.
That New York Times--they're always looking for the next wave. It's cute, in an Old Media sort of way.
We here at The Malcontent want to get in on that whole prognosticatey vibe. Here we go....
Next trend?
Business consultants to help you created the right kind of blog to attract the best applicants and thus maximize your human capital!
Please note: The Malcontent is available for this very purpose for a very reasonable fee.
Also note: The previous note is crap. Don't take business advice from the kind of people who waste endless hours on fripperies like this blog. What are you, an idiot? Oh! You say you used to head up Enron.....
That New York Times--they're always looking for the next wave. It's cute, in an Old Media sort of way.
We here at The Malcontent want to get in on that whole prognosticatey vibe. Here we go....
Next trend?
Business consultants to help you created the right kind of blog to attract the best applicants and thus maximize your human capital!
Please note: The Malcontent is available for this very purpose for a very reasonable fee.
Also note: The previous note is crap. Don't take business advice from the kind of people who waste endless hours on fripperies like this blog. What are you, an idiot? Oh! You say you used to head up Enron.....
posted by The Malcontent at 5:31 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home